The SETI Files

Stardate -313034.24032851355 A press release regarding acts of extraterrestrialism in popular culture has been made available to the public. That is all.

Stardate -313033.52435312036 Agent Spork’s Day One Report has been received. Analysis to follow shortly…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The following is SETI’s official stance on the depiction of “aliens” in modern popular myth. We would like to take this opportunity to correct the spread of propaganda that has proliferated modern culture since the turn of the twentieth century. In fairness, there have been some movies that have had some positive [...]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The following is SETI’s official stance on the events that allegedly occurred in or around Roswell, New Mexico on or about stardate -375484.0182648402. We would like to take this opportunity to correct some of the falsified stories that have been circulating now for several earth years. No longer will we be censured [...]

Stardate -313036.9800545409 A press release concerning the incident at Roswell has been made available to the public. That is all.