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A new press release has been issued regarding the Giant Skeletons of the Indian and Arabian deserts. http://setifiles.com/2010/01/24/giant-skeletons-unearthed/ That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE It has come to our attention that rumors persist of giant skeletons having been found in the Arabian and Indian deserts. http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/493662/giant-ancestors http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/493085/big-boy http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/18533/giants Earthlings have interpreted these to be the remains of the people of Aad (Islam), of the people created by the deity Brahma (Hindu), or of the Nephilim (Christianity.) [...]

The following reports are now available. Day 17 – New Year Personal Entry Three – New Year’s Resolutions That is all.

The following reports and entries are available for your perusal. Day Nine – Holidays Personal Entry Two – Rogue Agent That is all.

Stardate -313034.24032851355 An open letter to James Cameron has been made available to the public. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The following is an open letter to filmmaker James Cameron. Stardate -313013.01369863015 Dear Mr. Cameron, We at SETI Files would like to thank you explicitly for your contributions to society with your wonderful new movie Avatar. We enjoyed it so much more than Aliens. It was a beautiful film, by human standards. [...]

Stardate -313013.01369863015 Agent Spork’s initial report covered her first interactions with the male species. We have analyzed it and found it to be very informative. She also posted a second report. We are not amused.