Alien Pornography
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Dear citizens of Earth,
Really this obsession with our sexual faculties has gone too far…
Here’s a closeup:
Look, we’re flattered. Really. But we just can’t. No, it’s – it’s not us. It’s you…
Eh, screw it.
I suppose it was inevitable. You know what they say – “Once you go grey you won’t go away.”
So go ahead and enjoy it. While you can.
That is all.
indeed my alien friends…screw it..
Aww!
Does this mean you don’t love us anymore?
dam..i was trying to wooo you, i guess i failed if it brought our relationship into question. and dont worry with my skills those rouge agentswill feel the full wrath of a human armed with a frying pan!! p.s help a brother out!! i cant fight aliens with a frying pan..dont you have any spare sub-atomic partical blasters or quantum energy rifles? xxooXOooxxXXOOXOooXxx
You know I did but Spork got mad at me and threw them out the window. She’s such a drama queen.
Um, how are you blaming this on me again? I told you not to drink that cider before we left.