Lady Gaga
CONFIDENTIAL Released to Public
SETI Case File: 3548712
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LADY GAGA
Reputed Real Name:
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Reputed Date of Birth (Earth):
March 28, 1986
Occupation:
Musician/Performer
Findings:
Ah, how her outfits bring back memories of the fashion on Bornokovia, except for the fact that she’s wearing clothing designed for men.
This could lead to the conclusion that either she has a Bornokovian fashion designer or she is a Bornokovian male in disguise.
Either way she’s hawt.
So hawt, in fact, that she is obviously not human and must therefore be a Bornokovian.
Yet another brilliant deduction on my part, I must say.
Probability of Extraterrestrial Origin: 9.3/10
CASE CLOSED
Photo courtesy of humanoid at
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stephencarlile/
