The SETI Files

A press release has been issued regarding the depictions of alien genitalia in modern popular media. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE We would like to clarify a rumor that has been troubling us for quite some time now. Yes, we may be a tad vertically challenged. And yes, our spaceship is sportier than your POS jalopies. And yes, I have milked many a cow in my day… But that does not, I repeat, [...]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The following is SETI’s official stance on the events that allegedly occurred in or around Roswell, New Mexico on or about stardate -375484.0182648402. We would like to take this opportunity to correct some of the falsified stories that have been circulating now for several earth years. No longer will we be censured [...]

Stardate -313036.9800545409 A press release concerning the incident at Roswell has been made available to the public. That is all.