The SETI Files

A press release has been issued regarding the depictions of alien genitalia in modern popular media. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE We would like to clarify a rumor that has been troubling us for quite some time now. Yes, we may be a tad vertically challenged. And yes, our spaceship is sportier than your POS jalopies. And yes, I have milked many a cow in my day… But that does not, I repeat, [...]

Stardate -313034.24032851355 A press release regarding acts of extraterrestrialism in popular culture has been made available to the public. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The following is SETI’s official stance on the events that allegedly occurred in or around Roswell, New Mexico on or about stardate -375484.0182648402. We would like to take this opportunity to correct some of the falsified stories that have been circulating now for several earth years. No longer will we be censured [...]