The SETI Files

A press release has been issued regarding a disturbing ad that was discovered on the Internet. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dear Citizens of Earth, Let’s a play a game. It’s called “What’s wrong with this picture?” Wait, don’t strain your puny human brains. Here’s a closeup: Seriously? What the french is wrong with you people? Thank God for the Internet or we never would have known. If I see one, just ONE, [...]

A press release has been issued regarding the depictions of alien genitalia in modern popular media. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE We would like to clarify a rumor that has been troubling us for quite some time now. Yes, we may be a tad vertically challenged. And yes, our spaceship is sportier than your POS jalopies. And yes, I have milked many a cow in my day… But that does not, I repeat, [...]