The SETI Files

A press release has been made available regarding alien pornography. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Dear citizens of Earth, Really this obsession with our sexual faculties has gone too far… Here’s a closeup: Look, we’re flattered. Really. But we just can’t. No, it’s – it’s not us. It’s you… Eh, screw it. I suppose it was inevitable. You know what they say – “Once you go grey [...]