The SETI Files

A press release has been issued regarding the depictions of alien genitalia in modern popular media. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE We would like to clarify a rumor that has been troubling us for quite some time now. Yes, we may be a tad vertically challenged. And yes, our spaceship is sportier than your POS jalopies. And yes, I have milked many a cow in my day… But that does not, I repeat, [...]

A press release has been issued regarding the Drake Equation. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE It has recently come to our attention that the Drake Equation has been called under question and we would like to take this opportunity to clear up some of the concerns regarding its accuracy. One evaluation of it (http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/D/DrakeEq.html) explains the improbability of contact between as there is one radio-stage civilization for [...]

A new press release has been issued regarding the Giant Skeletons of the Indian and Arabian deserts. http://setifiles.com/2010/01/24/giant-skeletons-unearthed/ That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE It has come to our attention that rumors persist of giant skeletons having been found in the Arabian and Indian deserts. http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/493662/giant-ancestors http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/493085/big-boy http://fx.worth1000.com/entries/18533/giants Earthlings have interpreted these to be the remains of the people of Aad (Islam), of the people created by the deity Brahma (Hindu), or of the Nephilim (Christianity.) [...]

Stardate -313036.9800545409 A press release concerning the incident at Roswell has been made available to the public. That is all.