The SETI Files

A press release has been issued regarding the depictions of alien genitalia in modern popular media. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE We would like to clarify a rumor that has been troubling us for quite some time now. Yes, we may be a tad vertically challenged. And yes, our spaceship is sportier than your POS jalopies. And yes, I have milked many a cow in my day… But that does not, I repeat, [...]

A press release has been issued regarding the Drake Equation. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE It has recently come to our attention that the Drake Equation has been called under question and we would like to take this opportunity to clear up some of the concerns regarding its accuracy. One evaluation of it (http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/D/DrakeEq.html) explains the improbability of contact between as there is one radio-stage civilization for [...]

Stardate -313034.24032851355 A press release regarding acts of extraterrestrialism in popular culture has been made available to the public. That is all.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The following is SETI’s official stance on the events that allegedly occurred in or around Roswell, New Mexico on or about stardate -375484.0182648402. We would like to take this opportunity to correct some of the falsified stories that have been circulating now for several earth years. No longer will we be censured [...]

Stardate -313036.9800545409 A press release concerning the incident at Roswell has been made available to the public. That is all.