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Agent Spork’s Reports

Posted in Agent Spork Reports, Analysis, Received | January 8th, 2010

Stardate -313013.01369863015 Agent Spork’s initial report covered her first interactions with the male species. We have analyzed it and found it to be very informative. She also posted a second report. We are not amused.

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