The SETI Files

So I received an e-mail the other day, and here’s how it goes:

HELLO,
My name is Miss farith last name deleted,i got your contact through my internet search today and i became intrested to know you more,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.this is my email address e-mail deleted I believe we can move from here I am waiting.
(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Thanks
farith

e-mail deleted

Well, it makes sense. I mean, who wouldn’t want this? I wonder how much she charges. And if she’s into interspecies relationships.

Farith, baby, call me.

A press release has been made available regarding alien pornography.

That is all.

A press release has been issued regarding a disturbing ad that was discovered on the Internet.

That is all.

A press release has been issued regarding the depictions of alien genitalia in modern popular media.

That is all.

A press release has been issued regarding the Drake Equation.

That is all.

A new press release has been issued regarding the Giant Skeletons of the Indian and Arabian deserts.

http://setifiles.com/2010/01/24/giant-skeletons-unearthed/

That is all.

The following reports are now available.

Day 17 – New Year
Personal Entry Three – New Year’s Resolutions

That is all.

The following reports and entries are available for your perusal.

Day Nine – Holidays
Personal Entry Two – Rogue Agent

That is all.

Stardate -313034.24032851355

An open letter to James Cameron has been made available to the public.

That is all.

Stardate -313013.01369863015

Agent Spork’s initial report covered her first interactions with the male species. We have analyzed it and found it to be very informative.

She also posted a second report.

We are not amused.